Honestly, the Swiss army knife went out with boy scouts. With growing up comes different responsibilities. For example: people trade in whittling wood with stapling memos and TPS reports. This Swiss Business Tool will provide you all of the tools you'll ever need. It includes a flat-clinch stapler, hole punch, staple remover, scissors, optical gauge and it even sticks to its original roots with a nail file.
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