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If you get lonely walking that dog by yourself, why not get a genuine Zombie Hand to hold, keeping you company while you're out for a stroll? The hand has been carefully butchered from the decaying body of a vintage zombie in Haiti, and sanitized for your protection. Let the Zombie Hand do the work for you, holding onto the leash, gesturing approvingly to your pet, or even slowly and ominously flipping the bird to that annoying neighbor.

You don't have to worry about angry reprisals—tell them to talk to the hand, as it cracks through their sternum as if their chest is a gravy-filled pinata.

Correas de perros para dueños solitarios [valebestia]