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Open up a can of whoop-ass with one hand, where all you do is push a button and the Cordless OneTouch Can Opener by Daka Designs walks around that can, opening it up in seconds flat. Originally designed for senior citizens, you don't need to apply any hand pressure to get it going. The company says it opens over a hundred cans on a set of batteries. If you can stand it, check out the awful infomercial video here. Available this month, no pricing was announced.

Product page [Daka Designs Ltd.] Thanks, Pat!