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The vibrate function on current mobiles still make an uncomfortable amount noise, especially if placed on a table. Because of this, Motorola has developed a new system to silently massage the wearer when a call is incoming. The technology will send electric pulses into your soft, flabby exterior in order to stimulate your gooey interior. Most notably, your skin and muscles. Creative readers will think of interesting uses for this technology, but you may want to steer clear of precious areas until it's proven that cellphones don't cause the big C.

Motorola Cell Phone Alerts Users by Therapeutic Massage [Mobiledia]