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Dying to start in your own VH1 reality show (or three)? Get this shirt with built in digital clock and you're halfway there. The shirt runs on four AAA batteries and can be shut off in uncomfortable situations, such as when getting chewed out by your boss.

Similar to the LED Dress Shirt, but more functional, everyone will always know just how much of their lives you've wasted by making them stare at your shirt.

Digital Clock T-Shirt [Latest Buy]