A gasoline drenched flaming tennis ball is good for so many things

Need to have fun on a boring summer day? Get a bunch of tennis balls, drench ‘em in gasoline, put some wet gloves on and then torch the balls. You can throw fireballs, play tennis with balls that have a super long fire trail, punch ‘em, kick ‘em and do whatever your imagination wants with real life fireballs.

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The Backyard Scientist shows off his fireball moves below:


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DISCUSSION

NO, YOU DO NOT DO THIS, BECAUSE THEN THE GOLF CLUBS COME OUT AND YOU START HAVING REAL FUN AND LAUGHING SUPER HARD, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU’RE TAKING FULL SWINGS WITH NINE IRONS AND YOU LOB IT 100 YARDS AWAY INTO YOUR NEIGHBORS BUSHES, AND THEY DON’T RAKE SO THERE’S A GIANT PILE OF LEAVES THERE. NOW ITS A FIRE AND YOUR SCRAMBLING TO HIT IT OUT BUT THAT’S NOT GOING TO DO SHIT SO YOU GRAB THE HOSE AND YOUR FRIEND IS SPRAYING IT ON GENTLE SPRAY LIKE SOME PUSSY AND YOU HAVE TO GRAB IT TURN IT TO FULL POWER TO PUT OUT A LARGE FIRE IN FRONT OF YOUR NOW OUTSIDE PANICKED ASIAN NEIGHBORS.