Remember those asshole claw machines that would constantly rob you of 50 cents? My grandmother's arthritis ridden hands have a tighter grip than these damn machines. Well, here is a miniature version that can be filled with candy for your desk or cubicle. This device is the perfect kind of diet plan. You would never be able to get the candy to eat and then punch some walls in frustration after many attempts reap zero benefits—healthy eating and exercise! It will be available soon for $33.

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