This USB eye massager is designed for people who sit in front of a computer all day long (hmm...all of us here?) and whose peepers feel a little uncomfortable afterwards. Once plugged into a USB port, the massager automatically turns on, and begins the "[r]hythmic stroking of your skin." There's two different speeds, "high speed" and "low speed," ensuring that you don't over-stimulate your eyeballs with your delicate strokes.
The manufacturer claims that massage is pretty much the best thing ever invented and helps to "aid digestion...fight against infection" and that it "stimulates the lymphatic system." All that from two fingers being jammed into your eye socket.
Unfortunately, no price is given for this multi-colored little miracle worker.