Damn it, my publicist said nobody outside Taiwan was going to see this, and now it's all over the internet! She's sooooo fired.
In any case, in the first ad, I'm explaining that even if you have to work, you won't miss out on your favorite TV series. It's America's NUMBAH ONE! recording device with 5 million subscribers. No more fussing with CDs or VHS.
In the second ad after the jump, I'm telling you that I hate to get phone calls or (surprise!) suddenly have to go to the bathroom when I'm watching the game. Blah, blah, NUMBER ONE! I'm still waiting for my check.
TiVo In Taiwan [Zatz Not Funny]