There are a few noisy gasoline-powered skateboards on the market, but this Urban Mover USurfer UM70 Electric Skateboard is powered by two 12V sealed lead acid batteries and it's quiet as a church mouse. Rev up your speed with its hand controller, and this baby will have you going 13 mph in no time. Looks like fun. It's $700.

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