With football season nearly upon us, it's time to bulk up your team regalia, showing your colors to those ne'er-do-wells who may not root for the same team you do. To hell with carrying around an iPod, this golf-ball-sized Football Helmet MP3 Player offers more than just your choice of 50 major college football teams' insignia. It's a digital audio player that holds a gigabyte of tunes and also has an FM radio on which you can listen to that play-by-play as you shiver in the bleachers. Plus, you can keep track of your tunes with its OLED display. All that school spirit will cost you $100.
[Look for it in stores, website to be announced]