Loyal Gizmodo readers will know that Cingular launched the 3125 (also known as the "Star Trek phone") last week. What readers might not know is that Cingular and HTC threw quite a little fiesta in the cellphone's honor. Watch as over-worked and under-appreciated tech journalists, um, party down and generally make fools of themselves. Yes, all this for the launch of a cellphone. America, the beautiful. Oh, and mind the sailor talk at the end. Journos have bad manners.