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These microchip cufflinks are perfect for when we are choked into a suit and tie and pulled from our techcaves, kicking and screaming. They are a way of discreetly saying, "I am listening with sincerity, but my cufflinks could be processing how my cold, robot legs are going to kick your soft, fleshy ass all over this conference room. Now give me my raise so I can buy the matching tie clip." $50.
Thanks Matt!

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