We know we're hopelessly outta shape. Ever since our deep frying discovery, we've been packing on the pounds, so the last thing we need is another gadget that tells us what a tub of lard we are. But if you're looking for that kinda reminder, the Shape Up Adviser lets you record and keep track of your daily calorie intake. It can also show you how to properly perform exercises should you ever (gasp) hit the gym. Maybe if it had a built-in cam that allowed us to snap pics of that hot girl on the treadmill, we'd be on to something. Otherwise it's out in Japan for $26 clams. Fried clams. Mmmm.

Bandai Shape Up Adviser (Japanese) [via The Raw Feed]