Check out this video by a Dr. Mark Marmalard, who is trying to raise awareness of Severe "Micro-Cellulotamination."

Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, or SMC, is a neuro-degenerative disease caused by your cellular telephone.

The site clicks through to hints including the NY MoMa's logo, and then some info for a party where cellphones need to be checked at the door, and hung up as part of a live, ringing, vibrating, writhing orgy of handset love.

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