His Zuneness has landed at Wal-Mart, home of schlock and ladies giving each other massive internal injuries over $30 DVD players. These pictures were taken with a cameraphone and thus, as clear as putting sandpaper inside your eyelid. But it does show us that the black and two brown players are visible at Wal-Mart. What, no white? I call shenanigans.
That little iPod man on the left actually looks like he's kicking the Zunes, shouting "yeeeow, get out of my space!!"