One day I will write my own coffee table book featuring obnoxious calculators from around the world, but until then, we have the Eggulator. The name "Eggulator" is actually the clever amalgamation of the words "egg" and "calculator". The keys resemble eggs.
You know that whatever sweatshop produces these calculators makes the same thing in green and markets them as a "Golfulators", leaving the chick in the bottom corner as a "birdie". And to think, they're only charging $16.99 for this eggciting gift.