Dave Zatz snuck into TiVo headquarters over the Thanksgiving holidays, stealing office furniture and cancelling everyone's recordings of Lost and Heroes.

But the best thing he got out of trespassing was this unreleased TiVo holiday video. And when we say "best", we mean it was better than the TiVo-branded toilet paper. Not much of a contest if you ask us—the ad's not really funny or entertaining. No wonder they didn't release it.

TiVo's Unreleased Holiday Video [Zatz Not Funny]