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This week at Uncrate: We prepare on-the-go cocktails with the Travel Bar Set, show you how to hide your porn important documents with the Sentry In-Floor Safe, and finally locate an Authentic Navy Peacoat. We also show you show to ditch the ugly keg and replace it with a sleek Beer Caddy, eat lightning and crap thunder thanks to the Rocky (Collector's Edition) DVD, and remember when Chevy Chase was funny with Saturday Night Live - The Complete First Season DVD. Plus, we pretend we're brave firefighters and carry around the Gerber Hinderer Rescue Knife, spy on the neighbors with the Spion Orbitor Electronic Listening Device, and then pop them with the Jack Spade Sling Shot as they steal our morning paper.