For those of us who like to blog without pants on comes the USB Retractable Notebook Cooling Pad from Brando. With three built-in fans it ostensibly provides triple the cooling power of comparable one-fan models, is USB powered and weighs just 405 grams.

Designed with travel in mind, the retractable design reduces its size making it nice and portable to take with you on the go along with your laptop. But we suggest if you're taking it out of the house with you that you put some clothes on already—some internet cafes frown upon that kind of nudity.

USB Retractable Notebook Cooling Pad [Brando]

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