Remember when Apple was doing custom engravings on iPods for free back in the day and everyone was giving and receiving iPods with cheesy stuff engraved? Yeah, that idea is back, but from Lexar. Lexar is offering up this absurdly overpriced 1GB JumpDrive for $80, but you can get it custom engraved up to 20 characters, which isn't near enough letters to say "I gave you the clap so here is a flash drive to make up for it," but semi-cool nonetheless.
Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Bahmitzvas, anniversaries—I don't see a situation where giving the gift of a flash drive wouldn't be appropriate. At least it is shiny.
Product Page [Lexar]