For you health nuts/DIY people out there, this here is a way to have delicious salty snacks without having to give money to the Frito-Lay obesity-promoting conglomerate. It's a make-your-own-chip setup, complete with special slicer for turning potatoes into chips. Simply stick the thin slices in, microwave for six minutes, and you've got chemical-free chips for your enjoyment.
Don't forget to add nuclear-orange cheese powder and lots of grease! That's how you know it's a snack and not some healthy BS of the variety your sanctimonious neighbor would give to your kids instead of candy on Halloween.