Doesn't the morning suck enough without punishing yourself even more when you wake up? This DangerBomb Clock is cruel in two ways: one, it'll scare the crap out of you for a second when you first wake up, scaring you before you realized you were the dumbass who bought an alarm clock that looks like a bomb. Secondly, it'll frustrate you by forcing you to connect the colored wires correctly before the alarm shuts off.
What ever happened to waking up to annoying drivetime DJs and having the demeanor of a sociopath before you get a cup of coffee? Is that out of style?