If it looks like a puck, smells like a puck, acts like a puck and definitely tastes like a puck, then it must be a puck, right? Negative. This puck isn't so much of a the body checking, tooth-knocking, blood spattering type. It is more the kind of conveniently holding the second generation iPod shuffle and earbuds kind of puck. The puck zips for protection and includes the ever-so-trendy carabiner clip for secure fastening to your messenger bag, you hipster-doofus. $20.