Nice name for this design concept by Ross McBride, a table whose entire surface is coated with electroluminescent film that boldly reminds you what the heck time of day (or night) it is. If it starts bugging you, you can turn off its display manually or set a timer to shut it down at certain times of the day, and it has an alarm, too.
Yeah, yeah, we know this design has been around since 2004, but maybe its electroluminescent technology is a little closer to the realm of the possible. We wish. And then, well, we couldn't resist the punny name of the thing.