Ikea knows that most people get their daily jollies out of smashing their products. Just kidding, Ikea, your desks are the bee's knees. The clock is wrapped in a rubber skin to protect it during all of the domestic abuse. It also includes the unique feature of an integrated mic for recording your own wake-up songs. Yes, just what I needed—wake to hear my drunken ramblings from the night before in the form of a song. Top it all off with an oversized snooze button to fulfill that Ikea signature look. $13.