Last week we brought you the tape dispenser and USB hub, this week the USB monkey has moved into the kitchen and mated with a saucer. Custom USB can customize this 4-port USB hub-cum-cup warmer so your company can be at the vanguard of offering tacky swag to its friends. There's no price tag as yet, but it should be available from this month.
Could this be the ultimate gadget chimera? I think not. Come on USB monkey, do your worst! We want you up close and personal in our girlfriends' knicker drawers, we want to see you getting busy with the soap dish. Five ridiculous places to put your USB after the jump.
The USB mother-in-law. Now there's actually a point to her.
The USB nuclear bomb. Plug in and vaporise.
The USB horse. You've seen the mouse with the ear, this is ten louder.
The USB swimming pool. Just a thought.
The USB casino. No need to play the slots, just download the cash direct.