This week at Uncrate: We awake with a bang thanks to the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock, get the day started with the Achille Gaggia Espresso Maker, and cook up some breakfast in the Black & Decker InfraWave Oven. We also wish our friends a not-so-happy birthday with Bald Guy Greeting Cards, catch their reactions in 720p with the Canon PowerShot TX1, and wait on the only hour that matters with the M&Co Five O'Clock. Finally, we channel our inner racer with the 2007 Saleen Parnelli Jones Mustang, throw our junk mail in the SimpleHuman Sensor Can, and mix ourselves a nightcap with some Medoyeff Vodka.