If you're at all curious about the T-Mobile XpressMusic phone, take a look at these internal T-Mobile docs for it. Among them, the full feature list, answers to possible customer questions, and a guide for the sales people on how to sell this phone to you.

Imagine printing this out and taking it to a T-Mobile store and screwing with the employees there. Sure, it's kind of a dick thing to do, but it sure would be funny.

PDFs after the jump.

General FAQ

Knowledge Check

Onboarding Checklist

Procedures

Qualifying and Probing Questions

Features and Services

Selling the Xpressmusic

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