Besides looking rather bad-ass, this TurboChef Speedcook oven can allegedly cook your culinary masterpieces 15 times faster than an ordinary oven. It works with similar principles to convection ovens, except instead of simply moving air around the inside, the Airspeed Technology apparently blasts your roast from the top and the bottom. It's also aided by a special stirring mechanism that make sure that blast of hot air is evenly distributed.

At the same time, there's what the company calls "precision microwaves" that add their own special brand of agitation to the festivities, stirring up those atoms while keeping the moisture and flavor inside the food. There's a lot of hot air moving around here, and we're not sure all of it is inside that oven, either. If you buy into all this, get out your $7,900.

Product Page TurboChef, via Born Rich]