Remember being a kid and thinking that sharks were the coolest thing ever?
Newsflash. They. Still. Are. While you were settling down, growing mentally and physically soft, accepting the practicality of the three-piece suit and generally bending over to take one from society, sharks didn't go anywhere. They were still kickin' ass—shark style.
Get back in the game, twinkies. Because a hammerhead+water cannon will equal you getting your balls back. Just see if that dry cleaner still lost your favorite shirt when they tell the story to a freaking hammerhead that's housing freaking water artillery.
(Women, fill in anatomy and wardrobe appropriately, because this applies to you, too.)