Nothing can aid your quest for the cessation of human suffering like the $35 Buddha Machine. So what does it do? It loops preloaded music tracks via one-button interface. Want more? You got it! Just check out this neat feature from manufacturer FM3's site:
"I also hear that track9 is particularly good at keeping cats away :)"
I really do see the practical merit of this device to aid in meditation and cat annoyance, but somehow the packaging seems just a bit off topic.