Despite Jesus promising I'd shove these Pantech models down the old pantaloons, there wasn't much in the way of features or looks to warrant an unpantsing. We save that for only the items on top of the consumer electronics totem pole.

That said, the C3b still is the smallest flip-phone in the US—now Bluetoothed—and the other models are pretty, if a bit short on high end features. Have a look at what your parents will be choosing from when they demand their free (or nearly free) phone on signing with AT&T in Q2 2007.