I love jogging through the projects. So lively! But my friends always seem to think I'm putting myself in danger, what with my expensive brand-name track suits and blingy accessories. I don't see the problem, but whatever.

They seem to think that these Satellite Shoes will give me peace of mind. They're just your normal, run of the mill $350 running shoes, but they've got a GPS receiver built in. If something were to happen and I needed assistance, such as if I got a bad cramp, I could hit the emergency button and presumably the proper authorities would be notified. I'm not sure if they could be much help if someone held me up for my shoes, but I guess they can't think of everything.

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