Are college kids really so one-dimensional? I mean, I know Travis is, but are all of them like him? Obsessed with beer bongs and boobs? Yes? OK, fair enough.

You scholars out there should love this Jellyfish inflatable beer bong. Never before has it been so easy to give yourself alcohol poisoning. Now, rather than needing to tote around a funnel and some tubing, you can crush the Jellyfish up and keep it in your pocket or bag. When the mood is right, pull it out, inflate the cup, and pour some frosted Natty Ice down your throat. Boy, that $40,000 a year sure is worth it!

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