In our ongoing quest to ensure every college student is an efficient binge drinker, here is another goodie that would be perfect at any house party. The beer pager is a remote control paging device that goes around your brew like a cozy. Set the beer down wherever you want and be able to find it any time with a push of a button via flashing lights and noises. The beer holder is a bit bulky, but you have to do what you have to do to never lose a beer.

The Beer Pager [Coolest-Gadgets]