Can't...look...at...it...but...can't...look...away...

We have little to say about the faux marble, young boy's urinary tract drink dispenser other than...we thought you should see this. For those of you able to block the 20/20 overtones, realize that the statue does include a colorful heart sticker. For those of you too gone to care, take a trip to Odaiba to pick one up. Your secret is safe with us, but we humbly request you not consume lemonade from the device.

Peeing Statue Drink Dispenser [tokyomango]