Dear Louis, Charlie, Wilson and Co.

I spent my morning grappling with robots. Tiring stuff. First of all I had to play soccer with Kombo and admire his nice new biceps.

Then the HeartLander (no relation to Derek Zoolander) wanted to play doctors and nurses with me. I declined.

There's all sorts of speculation about the Zune cellphone going on at the moment, but it passed me by as I was too busy running away from the crazy caterpillar.

And the hottest gadget action I've seen this morning has been some show-and-tell of Intel's UMPC and a stolen pic of the Sony Ericsson W999i.

Gotta go, I'm starving and there's nothing to eat on here, unless you like caterpillars.