I'm sure there's a non-perverted reason to own a night-vision webcam, but I have no idea what it is. Anyone? No? That's what I thought.
So if your girlfriend said no when you asked if she'd be into taping your pale, awkward lovemaking, just get one of these and do it without her knowledge. It's the classy and respectful thing to do, and everyone knows that amateur porn shot with night vision will get you famous on the Internet. Just ask Paris Hilton.