I think I'm going to buy a roll of this RudeWrap Vicious Paper Cut Bloody Gift Wrap and use it to give all of my friends a Baby Doll Lamp, turning one hilarious joke into at least three, none of which are in good taste.

Also appropriate for cuddy killer robots, Gloomy Bear mimobots and DIY blood-testing kits. $6 for two 20 x 30 sheets.

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