Hello, Gizmodo readers. I'm a beautiful lay-dee and I'd like to take some time to tell you about my skincare routine. To keep my epidermis soft and fresh and kissable-schmissable, I stroke my face with LG's new phone, the CV300. Developed by LG's resident dermatologists, specialists in cell (phone) regeneration technology, the CV300 boasts a 1.3 Megapixel digicam, MP3 player, 2.2-inch screen and comes in red and black. Do you want to see some more pictures of me getting creamy with it? Thought so—they, and the price, are after the jump.

You can get me for $340, but I'm only available in Korea. That's the phone talking, btw.