I've been waiting for someone to do something like this for disco light years, and when they do I find there's something a bit too Bratz about it for any serious discophile to contemplate it. As someone with a PhD in all things light-up dancefloor and Sylvester, I can tell you for starters that that pink is NO NO NO. As is the mouse mat. Whoever made this should have contacted me. I would have made it glittered and shiny and, basically, fuckable—which, let's face it, is what disco was all about. It's $20 and WRONG.

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