You don't have to look like Joe Dirt when you haul your Memorial Day barbecue detritus to the curb tomorrow if you chunk it in these snootier-than-thou fashionable trash bags.

Covered in a damask pattern with a baby blue drawstring, they make standard black or white garbage bags look plain uncivilized. Or they just make you look like a dick, especially since they run $10 for 20 bags.

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