Straining to prove it's "with it" to keep the youngsters slurping down high-fructose corn syrup loaded soda, Coca-Cola's launching a mobile social network for teens.
The Sprite-branded, cellphone-only network (because Sprite's more extreme? Why not just bring back Surge? Actually, please do—Vault sucks.) will let teenyboppers post profiles, pictures and hook up with other sugar-addled
stalkers teens. Whatever happened to using polar bears to sell soda?