This week at Uncrate: We straighten our drives with the Callaway FT-i Driver, learn to kick ass at thumb wrestling with The Way of the Thumb, and rock out to Boxer by The National. We also find our way in the dark with the SureFire Titan Flashlight, light things up with the Pharos Modern Pendant Light, and take a risk on gold with the Vestal Destroyer Watch. Finally, we add the Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head Transformer to our already-overgrown toy collection, get our beers and snacks from the Remote Controlled Floating Serving Tray, and show our political discontent by sporting a Steve Jobs for President T-Shirt.