Once proud to have grown up with the NES and slap bracelets, we're officially jealous of our own children who will get to play with toys like the Twilight Turtleā€”a stuffed animal that projects the stars onto the ceiling.

Available in green, amber and blue-lit versions, the Twilight Turtle displays a range of the sky including 8 constellations. A timeout feature automatically shuts of the turtle after 45 minutes of use, so the batteries won't burn out while your little angel/poo machine is sleeping. At $32.99, it could be a small price to ward off the infamous Boogie Man.

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