Macenstein's August Mac Chick Lauren Reeves, meet JesusPhone. JesusPhone, stop taking photos down her cleavage. Readers, jump to see the rest of Lauren.

Lauren Reeves is a former Alaskan ABC news reporter. Apparently she came to New York to find fortune as an actress, comedian and model and has fun posing on top of NYC's roofs. These are the times I wish I was Spider-Man for more than kicking Dr. Octopus's ass.

Indeed Lauren, indeed. And we are sure the aforementioned Apple products couldn't go a day without being used, fondled and hopefully lasciviously licked by you. [Macenstein]

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