This week at Uncrate: We plow through our unkempt facial hair with the Braun Pulsonic Shaver, count down the hours until the weekend on the Tic Watch, and give our brains a rest for the duration of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters for DVD.

We also make like a pirate with the Stelton Ship's Lamp, wonder whether the Fatboy Outdoor is actually Grimace in disguise, and hit the road with 600 ponies in the Bentley Continental GT Speed. Finally, we jam out to New Wave by Against Me!, grow some *cough* herbs *cough* in the retro-styled Bullet Planter, and celebrate LEGO's 75th with the Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring.