Here's the best of the weekend tech news, all in one place, as you were probably too busy watching cartoons to pay us a visit. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
• iPhone's firmware 2.0 got unlocked, again.
• Creative started discouraging creativity.
• A photographer broke a world record by using an underwater camera.
• An 11-year-old network administrator. Only in Alabama.
Girl geeks were reported to be on the rise. We shall have our utopia, dammit.

• We learned sexy SMS messages can get you into trouble.
• PS3 firmware 2.2 may have broken MP4 streaming.
• A soldier survived a grenade blast, all thanks to his backpack.
• A streamlined Speedo was just a little bit too slippery.
• Xbox 360 got its own, exclusive content.