Coco Brown, whose work I'm surprisingly not exactly familiar with but has appeared in adult masterpieces like Big Booty Bomb 2, is training to become the first porn star to ever go to space. She's already paid $100,000 to be part of a SpaceXC mission for 2014 and has already gone through anti-gravity training for the trip to space.
But before you get your hopes up for Space Sex or zero-gravity porn with astronauts or the logistical nightmare of the money shot, Brown is already warning the entire galaxy that she will not be having sex in space. She told The Sun:
"Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult... You just really don't have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together."
Totally sensible! But still, disappointing. To her credit, Brown says she may pop her boob out "and take a photo of it with Earth in the background." That's pretty much the reason why we decided to go to space in the first place, right? To see a boob and Earth at the same time. Poetry in a picture.